If the unlikely scenario ever arises that I am commissioned to write an encyclopedia entry on "hyperbole", I think I might include the following words of
this atheist blogger as an illustration:
Over the last decade or so, the religious right has exercised virtually untrammeled power in America. They've commanded the allegiance of a majority of the population and have enjoyed tremendous influence and near-unchallenged power in popular culture, in the media, and especially in government. They have had abundant opportunity to make it clear to everyone what they most care about and what principles they advocate, and they have done so. And as their electoral fortunes waned, they have only become louder and more vehement.
There have been times these past few years when it was frustrating to be an American. While the religious right loudly proclaimed their intent to dismantle the Constitution's safeguards and impose their rigid, antiquated views on the rest of us, the traditional media was somnolent, and the populace seemed apathetic. I believe the religious right became so bold, so brazen in announcing their desires, precisely because they assumed the lack of resistance meant no one was paying attention.
Maybe such a statement would better fit in an encyclopedia entry on "howler" or, perhaps, "inscrutable poppycock." But enough of my jibes: let's analyse the above statement for accuracy.
Let me first say that I am no unqualified defender of that broad, amorphous entity known as the "religious right." I am an orthodox Christian and consider myself broadly conservative in the classical sense, but there are many aims and actions of individual Christian conservatives that I find asinine and harmful to both the Christian faith and to American society in general. That said, the above atheist's statement represents the exact kind of unhelpful, over-generalizing, and baldly innaccurate political broadside that has characterized certain excitable members of the religious right in the past. It just shows that all political ideologies have their wild-eyed rhetorical bombthrowers.
On to the statement itself. The nameless author says that in the last ten years the religious right "has exercised virtually untrammeled power in America," and has "commanded the allegiance of a majority of the population." Well, this is odd. If we go by perhaps the best indicator of this kind of accusation, the results of presidential elections, the statement is nakedly false. In 2000 the Republican nominee actually
lost the popular election. Bush received about 50 million votes in 2000 and about 62 million in 2004. In 2004 the
voting age population was roughly 221 million. Let us be ridiculously generous and suppose that of the 62 million that voted for Bush in 2004, 75% of them were hard-core evangelicals who were largely in line with the views of Dobson and the like. That would mean that 46.5 million people in 2004, or about 21% of the voting population, were members of that dastardly hegemony comprised of conservative Catholics and Protestants. Methinks that 21% allegiance to the Christian conservative cause does not quite constitute "a majority of the population." And of course the percentage that actually tows the Dobson line is likely much smaller than that. (On a side note, why do such declarations by our nameless friend sound suspiciously like condemnations of the democratic process? Christians, like every other special interest group, have simply organized their voting in an attempt to put policies into action which seem best to them. It is not some vast right wing conspiracy that has invested a certain amount of power into Jim Dobson, but the results of democratic processes guaranteed to all citizens by the U. S. Constitution. I suppose that if atheists don't like that, they always have the option of moving to the worker's paradise of Kim Jong Il, where the lobbying power of Focus on the Family has much diminished of late.)
Next, the religious right has, "enjoyed tremendous influence and near-unchallenged power in popular culture, in the media, and especially in government." Evaluating this statement will be difficult, since the terms "tremendous influence" and "near-unchallenged power" are
weasel words that are loaded with emotional content but have meanings that are notoriously difficult to pin down. First, those nasty churchgoers are supposed to have "tremendous influence" and "near-unchallenged power" in the areas of "popular culture" and "the media." I suppose he is referring to the commercial success of books like the
Left Behind series or films like
The Passion of the Christ. It's true that commercial properties like these have indeed had some influence over the culture, but "tremendous" influence? Hardly. Even if the influence does fall under that nebulous qualifier,"tremendous," so what? Evangelical Christians are, like the gay community, Nascar fans, and opera afficionados, a specific social sub-group, and sub-groups almost always create their own commercial subculture. Thus they have their own books, music, movies, etc. Sometimes one of those properties crosses over into the mainstream and becomes a hit. The success of films like Passion and
Narnia is not due to some religious awakening on the part of American citizens, but a commercial awakening on the part of some Hollywood executives, who are now realizing that for many years they were ignoring a large and untapped market.
But the real howler is that Christians have "near-unchallenged power" in popular culture. Well, what does
that mean? I guess it just means that the author is not happy with the fact that the secular honchos of pop culture and media have not launched a massive and specific campaign to tell the world how wicked and dangerous those dumb theistic rednecks are. Or, at least, that the campaign they
have been engaged in (because I often see movies or TV shows that cast Christians or conservatives in a bad light) does not reach to the appropriate level of fervor and hand-wringing. I say: thank God for that. Let the market control the messages of pop culture and media, not ideology. I don't want a massive and concerted media campaign that tries to cast
any sub-group as the social villain. "The Christians are evil!" seems to me to be as bad as, "The gays are evil!" Both are equally false, and back in the day we had a word for this sort of thing. We called it "stereotyping." Let ideas be the villains, not groups of people.
Also, this "tremendous influence" and "near-unchallenged power" is held by the Christian conservatives "especially in government." To some extent I have already dealt with this issue, but what about "near-unchallenged power"? I seem to recall 2006 fall elections that swept Republicans out of Congress and Democrats in. That seems (to me) to be a significant challenge to the likes of Dobson and his followers.
Finally, I want to address the silliness of the notion that members of the religious right have, "loudly proclaimed their intent to dismantle the Constitution's safeguards and impose their rigid, antiquated views on the rest of us." Future demagogues take notice: here we have weasel wording at its best. Which conservative Christians have declared their intent to "dismantle" the Constitution? Can the nameless author give us an example? And if he can manage a quote or two, can he show that they rise above the level of anecdotal evidence and show that all or a majority of conservative churchgoers want to destroy the Constitution? I doubt it. And what about this idea that a political position is to be discarded because it is "antiquated"? G. K. Chesterton said this notion is as absurd as saying we can believe one thing on Tuesday but not on Wednesday. A note to progressives: beware of endorsing the idea that society should not accept "antiquated" ideas or social policies. By that principle your own precious ideology will be discarded by your children and grandchildren.
Here is a final lesson in a post overflowing with them. No matter which political or religious faith you hold, be wary of engaging in hyperbolic spasms. Stick with facts. Be careful, modest, and precise in your appraisals of those who differ with you. Rhetoric is more useful in political campaigns, but carefulness and rigor are better for the soul.